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I am so wasted

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I was out all night last night. Partying. Insane. The chicks are all over me, of course. Think I'm "so cute" and whatever. I've been hitting the sauce a lot lately. Applesauce. Anyhoo.

Why I've been cranked.

So I've been a bit cranked lately. Some have referred to it as " crankerpants ". Don't ask me, I'm not a doctor so i can't say for sure, but let me give you my side of things. See the thing is - GIVE ME WHAT I WANT. Its really fairly simple.Anyway on to current events: Did you know there are balls outside? And cars and the mail and trees and the sun? Its all there AND its occasionally above freezing so I get to go see them. The other day it was dark and kinda wet and there were these cold little balls falling from the sky making an awful racket in the house but The Folks wouldn't let me go see. Anyhoo , I'm gonna go google ' crankerpants ' and find out what The Father was talking about. I get all freaked out about diagnoses until I see whats really true out there on the internet , mostly chat rooms and forums moderated by users like " fibromyalgiachick 324" and " narcseeker 03." These people are out there for us,