Fake Samuel

I can't believe I'm out shopping on the day after Christmas.

So at least today when I woke up I was on daddy. Contrary to what Samuel writes of the Folks, we seem to get along just fine. He let's me poke his eyes and scratch his face and stuff. Anyway apparantly all I got for Christmas this year was some clothes and a screwdriver set. Not the best in the toy department, but I do appreciate the opportunity to do some woodworking. Just as soon as I obtain some fine motor control that is.

Given the current financial crisis, I thought I would provide my knowledgable viewpoint on the situation. Money, apparently, is something of some importance. While it does come in the form of delicious looking coins, it also comes in the form of nice bendy cards. While I am never allowed to bend these cards, I can only assume this is where their value comes from. Apparently, because of how much fun these cards are to bend and play with, our country has a lot of them and we value them highly. Now, some people have too cards, and those who have them are afraid of getting them taken away. I assume they are afraid of people like me, who have no cards, but want them. The Folks won't give me one. So my thoughts: just give me the card.