I am so wasted
I was out all night last night. Partying. Insane. The chicks are all over me, of course. Think I'm "so cute" and whatever. I've been hitting the sauce a lot lately. Applesauce.
Anyhoo.
Show review - The Cat in the Hat knows a lot about that
How is this not the most disturbing show on television? "Your mother will not mind at all if you do..." is the shows motto, and it only gets creepier from there. Meet the two kids Nick and Sally. Forced into friendship by their alcoholic mothers who can't be bothered to actually parent their children, these two are constantly being invited by a stranger in a top hat to visit his "friends". At some point the show thankfully slips into metaphor so we don't have to see graphically all that really happens. They are invited into his "Thingamajig" and told to press his "jiggamawizzer". Threatened to have two hairy creatures named "Thing" force them into compliance, they proceed to do whatever the cat wants. Next meet the Cat. Voiced by Martin Short, the show's theme song sums him up. Obviously, the whole premise of the show as described above, is frightening enough. As if to accentuate this, there are actually parts in th...
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