Fake Samuel

Apparently there is a baby in the Mother's tummy. I've been researching the whole thing, trying to see it from all angles and this is what I've come up with so far: 1-mama has the baby 2-no baby in daddy 3-the baby is in mama 4-daddy has no baby 5-baby 6-no baby 7-baby 8-nobaby 9-i have a belly button I'll keep you updated on what all this might mean. I'm still putting it all together.

Actually I'm not saying "C" - its "see." When I'm on my dad's shoulders its "See the widening forehead? See the thinning spots? See the occasional gray hairs? See how I can pull his hair and he doesn't even do anything to stop me? See the control I have here?" When I'm playing with Grandma's hair its "See the drool I just left there? See my snot smeared all over the place? See how I place my bodily excretions anywhere and on anyone I want?" See?