Why I say C

By Marcos -
Actually I'm not saying "C" - its "see."

When I'm on my dad's shoulders its "See the widening forehead? See the thinning spots? See the occasional gray hairs? See how I can pull his hair and he doesn't even do anything to stop me? See the control I have here?" When I'm playing with Grandma's hair its "See the drool I just left there? See my snot smeared all over the place? See how I place my bodily excretions anywhere and on anyone I want?"

See?

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