Fake Samuel

So I just moved into my new office. Apparently the previous employee still works here. He keeps coming by when I'm trying to get my work done, messing with my stuff, pressing all my buttons, etc. It's fairly annoying.

So most of the time when you ask me a question, I respond with a "no." Sometimes I respond with a long, higher pitched "yeeeaass." You may wonder why this should be so. First let me rephrase that first sentence: So most of the time when you ask me a stupid question that utterly insults my intelligence, I occasionally respond with a long, high pitched, coming-down-to-your-level "yeeeaaas." As in "yeeeaaasss of course I want to go outside bozo, Where else?" Or "yeeaaasss I like to zoom the truck. Do you like to rattle off stupid comments to everyone who happens to pass by or am I just lucky today?" Or "yeeeaasss I think you should put me on your shoulders- I've only been asking for that for the last half-hour." You see, its my way of letting your know that I'm on to your little talk-down-to-the-20-month-old-cause-he's-still-a-baby game and I'm not gonna take it anymore. And, no, I'm not gonna give yo...