My thoughts...

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Given the current financial crisis, I thought I would provide my
knowledgable viewpoint on the situation.
Money, apparently, is something of some importance. While it does come
in the form of delicious looking coins, it also comes in the form of
nice bendy cards. While I am never allowed to bend these cards, I can
only assume this is where their value comes from. Apparently, because
of how much fun these cards are to bend and play with, our country has
a lot of them and we value them highly.
Now, some people have too cards, and those who have them are afraid of
getting them taken away. I assume they are afraid of people like me,
who have no cards, but want them. The Folks won't give me one.
So my thoughts: just give me the card.

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