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Show review - The Cat in the Hat knows a lot about that

How is this not the most disturbing show on television?  "Your mother will not mind at all if you do..." is the shows motto, and it only gets creepier from there.  Meet the two kids Nick and Sally.  Forced into friendship by their alcoholic mothers who can't be bothered to actually parent their children, these two are constantly being invited by a stranger in a top hat to visit his "friends".  At some point the show thankfully slips into metaphor so we don't have to see graphically all that really happens. They are invited into his "Thingamajig" and told to press his "jiggamawizzer".  Threatened to have two  hairy creatures named "Thing" force them into compliance, they proceed to do whatever the cat wants.  Next meet the Cat. Voiced by Martin Short, the show's theme song sums him up.  Obviously, the whole premise of the show as described above, is frightening enough.  As if to accentuate this, there are actually parts in th

My people

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Come, let's be reasonable.

Hey, so

For those of you faithful who regularly check this blog, wishing, hoping, pleading for another post from yours truly, I just want you to know that I don't care. And I never have. I spent my weekend doing things you could only dream of doing, seeing things many of you will never see, pondering ideas most of you would not understand. I do not say these things to shame you. Even though I'm sure they do. I say them to open your eyes to reality: I don't always have time to stoop to capturing my thoughts for posterity. Cash is a bit of an issue right now, but I hope someday to have a personal assistant, and perhaps that person will write down for you...stuff that I do and whatever. Anyhoo. I kinda just forgot what I was writing about. I had waffles for dinner!

Fricken Little Einsteins

Hey Einsteins, prop planes don't fly in space. I'm not an idiot.

Game

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Playing Hi Ho Cherry-O and kickin' some ace.

Little Einsteins

Hmmm, should we waste time looking for a key OR JUST TAKE OUR FRICKIN ROCKET. If I learn anything about music or art on this show it will be to USE THE ROCKET.

Little Einsteins

You do realize there is nothing "Einstein" about this show. He would be appalled at the physics concepts presented here.