I like to just sit, mini basketball in one hand, butterfly rattle in the other and just kinda yell. Then I open up a 4 ounce and sit and watch the fish music thingie before dozing.
How is this not the most disturbing show on television? "Your mother will not mind at all if you do..." is the shows motto, and it only gets creepier from there. Meet the two kids Nick and Sally. Forced into friendship by their alcoholic mothers who can't be bothered to actually parent their children, these two are constantly being invited by a stranger in a top hat to visit his "friends". At some point the show thankfully slips into metaphor so we don't have to see graphically all that really happens. They are invited into his "Thingamajig" and told to press his "jiggamawizzer". Threatened to have two hairy creatures named "Thing" force them into compliance, they proceed to do whatever the cat wants. Next meet the Cat. Voiced by Martin Short, the show's theme song sums him up. Obviously, the whole premise of the show as described above, is frightening enough. As if to accentuate this, there are actually parts in th...
So like the rest of the country I'm waiting for my economic stimulus check. I'm planning on putting a down payment on a new crib as I barely get any sleep in this one. The Folks seems to think I wake up hungry or poopy every time I'm up at 4:30, cause they're always shoving a bottle in my face or shoving my butt in their face (which I love by the way). In reality its this mattress. Horrible. Anyhoo, I'm getting a memory foam mattress, you know that stuff invented by the astronauts when they were doing mattress research on the space shuttle all those years. Good night. For now.
So the folks got me this Bumbo seat the other day. You know them . They're those minimum security prisons for babies that parents buy when they want the appearance of a happy baby but don't want to spend the time with them. Yea it kinda sucks. Anyway, I make sure they know I'm not happy.
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